Squidward Gary and Spongebob!

One day as Spongebob Squarepants was reading the morning newspaper ;patrik busts in says SPONGE BOB!! R U READY READY ! sponge shouts "YES I AM READY READY ! "ok yup enough of the gay shizz! "oh yeah sorry" !"dahahahahhahahah" !(Spongebob laughs like he always does) anyways ayo mah brother wass good ?? Spongebob asks. "Ah nuthin much (in his usual gumby voice) jus wunderin if u wanna roll down to the jelly fish pimp convention"? asks patrik. O yeah and wat we gon do there? asks sponge bob , "o jus get us some jelly fish chiks" ya down ? patrik asks. Yeah im down with that sponge bob says with eyes wide open then all of a sudden "MEOW" Gary sponge bob's pet snail makes a noise, o s@#$#! man i forgot bout damn gary ! says spongebob , then patrik says yo is Gary a snail or a cat ? ... "nah man he's a snail cat" sponge says o word? ! haha o yeah thats staight pimpin. "But hold up man who's gon look after Gary ?"asks Spongebob."what about that nigga squidward, u know the one who has the strange nose ?? asks patrik. O hell yeah! sponge bob says, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ! Spongebob runs quickly to see who's at the door, SQUIDWARD MAH BROTHER ! we were just talking bout you, see the thing is we really wanna go down to dat jelly fish pimp convention ..."uh huh" says Squidward rubbing his hands together in excitement "and we were wondering ....... " "keep going says Squidward with one eye twitching and the other eye squinting " "ewwwww! what the hell is wrong with ur damn eyes man !! yells spongebob ,"o sorry just excited thats all ! o aiiet then can you look after mah pet Gary while we're gone ?? hold up who's gary ? Squidward asks, and Spongebob answers o he's mah pet man see (spongebob holds gary up to his face ) "O HE HE HE HELLL NO ! you crazy ! i aint no damn babysitter ! shouts Squidward and then storms off angrily. While he walks off spongebob is left with patrik standing at the door looking sad .."O man ! I guess we wont be able to go anywhere now" says sponge bob to patrik . However as Squidward was storming off he overheard the words going anywhere and so he dashed back to spongebob and said "did you just say something bout going away?" ..."yeah "sponge says "for how long ?"Squidward asks "o just 3 days , look man you said no so it means no don't it ? anyways we can jus party at your house "! NO !...shouts Squidward..... i mean no (with a calmer voice) you guys deserve to go away for three days, so go on it'll be nice. "O thanks man you the man ! come on in homie ill show you where Gary's food is. While they make thier way to the kitchen Squidward imagines himself in his new pink bikini and also shopping with his girlfriends. The thing is Squidward is actually gay but he doesnt wanna tell Sponge bob an patrik. 5 minutes later the pimp bus arrives and just before spongebob gets on the bus he says with a desperate plee in his eyes "yo man look after gary for me aiiet !! Dayyyyyyyuuuummmm !!Squidward interupts. Sponge bob why you gotta be trippin 4 ?? i know man ! "o ok homie thanks man !sponge bob says and gets on the bus and the bus leaves with the people yelling "jelly fish " jelly fish " jelly fish " and so squidward chants along with them but as soon as the pimp dissappears squidward leaps in the air with one leg lifted "o mah goodness i just wanna cry tears of joy I can finally wear my new pink bikini and go shopping mah dream has come true, then all of sudden Gary creeps up behind Squiward and says "Gay mofo ", alarmed at the voice Squidward turns around and says GARY MAH BROTHER ,"DON'T even try it niggah "interuppts Gary "I knew it all along, now get out mah face biatch i got some business to do. All shocked with nothing to say Squidward stands while gary goes back into the house. "Well if he's got business, then im gonna get into mah pink bikini and get onto mah tanning" says Squidward. So for three whole days squidward lay in the sun hot hot sun outside while Gary got high on some dope that he stashed away. "heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaoooooo"......woooooooooooooooo! yeah now this is what I call business with red eyes all stoned from the weed and with one last puff gary passes out because he is sooo wasted. On the third day as squidward lay otside he heard some singing and it sounded the people from the bus singing 'Pimpin all over the world "as the singing got louder Squidward gets up to see who it is "O s!#@! they're back!" so he runs back to his house to get some manly clothes for he was still in his pink bikini but just when he was gonna open the door , he smelt something really perculiar it smelt like weed and it was coming from spongebob's house . Just then Squiward remembers Gary and dashes to spongebob's house to see if he's ok. When he opens the door he sees Gary lying on the floor so he screams like a bitch in terror Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!GAAARRRYY! gary wake up and without hesitation Squidward decides to do CPR but for some reason Gary still stays unconscious as tears fills Squidward's eyes he says "Gary please" dont do this to me, Spongebob is gon kill me if he finds you like this. .Just then the voice of sponge bob interuppts Squiward "catch you up pat " and so now Squidward really started to panick all of a sudden he sees Gary's bed with a light shining around it so he dumps Gary in his bed. And just after he does that Sponge bob walks in (sniff....sniff...sniff) "whats that smell "?! he asks "yo man dont look at me I tried to warn Gary to not drink too much before bedtime but he just wouldnt listen and so he ended up wetting the bed."O dude dat aint right "said spongebob, "I know man " Squidward says . " No man, i was walking bout dat pink bikini youve got on",Are you...........while spongebob says this Squidward stands sweating and says "WHAT "? "Are you ?".........."Oh for goodness sakes" interrupts Squidward "YES I'M GAY "why cant people just accept it, see this is why i never tell anyone". NO I was gonna ask you are you size 11? coz Im size 12 dammit ! I need to lose some weight."O so your not shocked "? asks Squidward asks, "no way homie" I'm gay too. So spongebob and Squidward lived together and shared clothes and everything even .........................................................GARY ! THE END.

Intruder in Sponge Bobs Bedroom. Chapter one

Sponge Bob

“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” “SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS”

Chapter one:

Once upon a time in Bikini Bottom, there lived a yellow loud mouth sponge name Bob, who lives in pineapple under the sea with his snail cat Gary.
Sponge Bob being a full time high school student and part time employee for Crust Krab, enjoys nothing but a morning stroll down his neighbours back yard, although Gary refuses to join Sponge Bob’s ridiculous morning rituals. Gary
being a snail cat isn’t easy for him, especially when all he can say in response is “Meow”. Sponge Bob loves Gary’s company wherever they go, but
little did he know Gray rather spent his life doing what he loves most, which was as little as possible.

One afternoon after finishing from school, Sponge Bob notice that his house door was open. He wasn’t sure if going in was a good idea.
He slightly pushed the door open and saw Gary on top of the telephone with fright in his two long lollipop eyes.

“What are you doing Gary” he asked in surprised. “Did you have a bad dream?”

“Meow” TRANSLATION; “There’s someone sleeping on your bed!” explained Gary. “I’m hiding just in case this someone wants to kidnap me, since I’m ridiculously good looking”

Sponge Bob nodded in agreement.

“Your right Gary I wouldn’t want anyone to kidnap you, not because your ridiculously good looking, but imagine you having a new owner who has to take you for a walk every morning and play twister games before tucking into bed. I don’t think they’ll enjoy treating a snail cat more like a fish then a pet. Besides I’m the only one who know how to make your favourite pan cake”, said Sponge Bob without sounding too vain while making their way upstairs, with a baseball bat on his hand signed by Babe Routh.

They both could hear the sound of the television and a loud snoring coming from the Sponge Bob’s room, as they reached for the door handle.

“Meow” TARNSLATION; “Can you smell that?”, said Gary without sounding too offensive.

Sponge Bob turn around to Gary without looking too guilty and replied “Sorry I ate a apple pie and a chili dog for lunch with Patrick, hehehehehehehe”, laughed Sponge Bob.

KNOCK KNOK!!!

It was Squidward knocking from down stairs. A heartless and boneless squid, who Sponge Bob consider a friend, whose only purpose of life is to make everything around him miserable and everything he touches turn to dust. Having Sponge Bob as a neighbor, Squidward finds himself in the most unpleasant hiding places.

“Anyone home?” Squidward let himself in. “Hmm that’s strange”, wondered Squidward, thinking to himself finally I got rid of Sponge Bob once and for all. Sponge Bob run down as quiet as possible to see who was knocking.

“Hi Squidward, boy am I glad to see you”, said Sponge Bob with relief as he wipe his sweat from his fore head.

“Great just what I needed”, Squidward exclaimed.

“I need your help Squidward, there’s someone sleeping upstairs in my bed. Can you help me get rid of it?”

“I...”, mumbled Squidward.

“Great!”, interrupted Sponge Bob “thanks Squidward I knew you would. Now here’s a mop for you.”

“A mop?, What on earth am I going to do with a mop Sponge Bob?”, question Squidward who was getting more suspicious on what kind of thing are they dealing with here.

“ Follow me Squidward and be very careful, we don’t want to wake whoever they are up”

As they make their way up, Gary got closer peek on who was sleeping on Sponge Bobs bed with the television on.

“Meow” TRANSLATION; “should we wakeup who ever this is?, I mean they not creating any disturbance at all, for all we know this person or creature..”

“What??” interrupted Squidward.

“You mean to say this could be a giant monster that lost his way
Out from the Kala Forest of no Return, who hasn’t eaten for months, and found his way to Sponge Bobs room?”

“Of cause not, no monster can’t last without eating for a month”, Sponge Bob said firmly, trying to clam Squidward down.

Of cause Sponge Bob himself wasn’t sure himself, his heart was beating a thousand times faster than its normal beat. His legs were shaking like jelly and his hands froze like a stick, straight and still he stood by Squidward.
As Squidward tries to avoid touching Sponge Bob, a loud Bang came inside from the room.

“What do we do?”, cried Squidward.

“Hide everyone!”, whispered Sponge Bob.

They all collided with each other in the corridor and fell backwards down the stairs.

Luckily Patrick came just in time to open the door and help them avoid hitting the door, as they all tumbled down stairs. Squidward face was flattened by Gary’s shell. Patrick thought they were playing a game as he stared down at them.

Patrick a pink starfish who rather sleeps and gets paid for a living, visits Sponge Bob every evening before shutting himself under a rock.

“OOH WOW Sponge Bob, can I play too”, cheered Patrick as he jumps for joy.

“We’re not playing a game you idiot”, Squidward told him. “We're trying to see whose sleeping up stairs in Sponge Bobs bedroom”.

“Yeah Patrick, it would be great if you could help us get rid of whatever is upstairs”.

All the explanations confuse Patrick a bit.

“So if Sponge Bobs down here and Squidward standing next to me and Gary’s crawling on my legs, then whose upstairs in Sponge Bobs bedroom?”

Sponge Bob and Squidward slap their faces with confusion “That’s what we’re trying to tell you Patrick, There-”

“I’ve got it, there’s someone upstairs inside your bedroom Sponge Bob”, interrupted Patrick.

“I give up”, yelled Squidward.

(To Be Continued)