Sponge Bob
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” “SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS”
Chapter one:
Once upon a time in Bikini Bottom, there lived a yellow loud mouth sponge name Bob, who lives in pineapple under the sea with his snail cat Gary.
Sponge Bob being a full time high school student and part time employee for Crust Krab, enjoys nothing but a morning stroll down his neighbours back yard, although Gary refuses to join Sponge Bob’s ridiculous morning rituals. Gary
being a snail cat isn’t easy for him, especially when all he can say in response is “Meow”. Sponge Bob loves Gary’s company wherever they go, but
little did he know Gray rather spent his life doing what he loves most, which was as little as possible.
One afternoon after finishing from school, Sponge Bob notice that his house door was open. He wasn’t sure if going in was a good idea.
He slightly pushed the door open and saw Gary on top of the telephone with fright in his two long lollipop eyes.
“What are you doing Gary” he asked in surprised. “Did you have a bad dream?”
“Meow” TRANSLATION; “There’s someone sleeping on your bed!” explained Gary. “I’m hiding just in case this someone wants to kidnap me, since I’m ridiculously good looking”
Sponge Bob nodded in agreement.
“Your right Gary I wouldn’t want anyone to kidnap you, not because your ridiculously good looking, but imagine you having a new owner who has to take you for a walk every morning and play twister games before tucking into bed. I don’t think they’ll enjoy treating a snail cat more like a fish then a pet. Besides I’m the only one who know how to make your favourite pan cake”, said Sponge Bob without sounding too vain while making their way upstairs, with a baseball bat on his hand signed by Babe Routh.
They both could hear the sound of the television and a loud snoring coming from the Sponge Bob’s room, as they reached for the door handle.
“Meow” TARNSLATION; “Can you smell that?”, said Gary without sounding too offensive.
Sponge Bob turn around to Gary without looking too guilty and replied “Sorry I ate a apple pie and a chili dog for lunch with Patrick, hehehehehehehe”, laughed Sponge Bob.
KNOCK KNOK!!!
It was Squidward knocking from down stairs. A heartless and boneless squid, who Sponge Bob consider a friend, whose only purpose of life is to make everything around him miserable and everything he touches turn to dust. Having Sponge Bob as a neighbor, Squidward finds himself in the most unpleasant hiding places.
“Anyone home?” Squidward let himself in. “Hmm that’s strange”, wondered Squidward, thinking to himself finally I got rid of Sponge Bob once and for all. Sponge Bob run down as quiet as possible to see who was knocking.
“Hi Squidward, boy am I glad to see you”, said Sponge Bob with relief as he wipe his sweat from his fore head.
“Great just what I needed”, Squidward exclaimed.
“I need your help Squidward, there’s someone sleeping upstairs in my bed. Can you help me get rid of it?”
“I...”, mumbled Squidward.
“Great!”, interrupted Sponge Bob “thanks Squidward I knew you would. Now here’s a mop for you.”
“A mop?, What on earth am I going to do with a mop Sponge Bob?”, question Squidward who was getting more suspicious on what kind of thing are they dealing with here.
“ Follow me Squidward and be very careful, we don’t want to wake whoever they are up”
As they make their way up, Gary got closer peek on who was sleeping on Sponge Bobs bed with the television on.
“Meow” TRANSLATION; “should we wakeup who ever this is?, I mean they not creating any disturbance at all, for all we know this person or creature..”
“What??” interrupted Squidward.
“You mean to say this could be a giant monster that lost his way
Out from the Kala Forest of no Return, who hasn’t eaten for months, and found his way to Sponge Bobs room?”
“Of cause not, no monster can’t last without eating for a month”, Sponge Bob said firmly, trying to clam Squidward down.
Of cause Sponge Bob himself wasn’t sure himself, his heart was beating a thousand times faster than its normal beat. His legs were shaking like jelly and his hands froze like a stick, straight and still he stood by Squidward.
As Squidward tries to avoid touching Sponge Bob, a loud Bang came inside from the room.
“What do we do?”, cried Squidward.
“Hide everyone!”, whispered Sponge Bob.
They all collided with each other in the corridor and fell backwards down the stairs.
Luckily Patrick came just in time to open the door and help them avoid hitting the door, as they all tumbled down stairs. Squidward face was flattened by Gary’s shell. Patrick thought they were playing a game as he stared down at them.
Patrick a pink starfish who rather sleeps and gets paid for a living, visits Sponge Bob every evening before shutting himself under a rock.
“OOH WOW Sponge Bob, can I play too”, cheered Patrick as he jumps for joy.
“We’re not playing a game you idiot”, Squidward told him. “We're trying to see whose sleeping up stairs in Sponge Bobs bedroom”.
“Yeah Patrick, it would be great if you could help us get rid of whatever is upstairs”.
All the explanations confuse Patrick a bit.
“So if Sponge Bobs down here and Squidward standing next to me and Gary’s crawling on my legs, then whose upstairs in Sponge Bobs bedroom?”
Sponge Bob and Squidward slap their faces with confusion “That’s what we’re trying to tell you Patrick, There-”
“I’ve got it, there’s someone upstairs inside your bedroom Sponge Bob”, interrupted Patrick.
“I give up”, yelled Squidward.
(To Be Continued)
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” “SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS”
Chapter one:
Once upon a time in Bikini Bottom, there lived a yellow loud mouth sponge name Bob, who lives in pineapple under the sea with his snail cat Gary.
Sponge Bob being a full time high school student and part time employee for Crust Krab, enjoys nothing but a morning stroll down his neighbours back yard, although Gary refuses to join Sponge Bob’s ridiculous morning rituals. Gary
being a snail cat isn’t easy for him, especially when all he can say in response is “Meow”. Sponge Bob loves Gary’s company wherever they go, but
little did he know Gray rather spent his life doing what he loves most, which was as little as possible.
One afternoon after finishing from school, Sponge Bob notice that his house door was open. He wasn’t sure if going in was a good idea.
He slightly pushed the door open and saw Gary on top of the telephone with fright in his two long lollipop eyes.
“What are you doing Gary” he asked in surprised. “Did you have a bad dream?”
“Meow” TRANSLATION; “There’s someone sleeping on your bed!” explained Gary. “I’m hiding just in case this someone wants to kidnap me, since I’m ridiculously good looking”
Sponge Bob nodded in agreement.
“Your right Gary I wouldn’t want anyone to kidnap you, not because your ridiculously good looking, but imagine you having a new owner who has to take you for a walk every morning and play twister games before tucking into bed. I don’t think they’ll enjoy treating a snail cat more like a fish then a pet. Besides I’m the only one who know how to make your favourite pan cake”, said Sponge Bob without sounding too vain while making their way upstairs, with a baseball bat on his hand signed by Babe Routh.
They both could hear the sound of the television and a loud snoring coming from the Sponge Bob’s room, as they reached for the door handle.
“Meow” TARNSLATION; “Can you smell that?”, said Gary without sounding too offensive.
Sponge Bob turn around to Gary without looking too guilty and replied “Sorry I ate a apple pie and a chili dog for lunch with Patrick, hehehehehehehe”, laughed Sponge Bob.
KNOCK KNOK!!!
It was Squidward knocking from down stairs. A heartless and boneless squid, who Sponge Bob consider a friend, whose only purpose of life is to make everything around him miserable and everything he touches turn to dust. Having Sponge Bob as a neighbor, Squidward finds himself in the most unpleasant hiding places.
“Anyone home?” Squidward let himself in. “Hmm that’s strange”, wondered Squidward, thinking to himself finally I got rid of Sponge Bob once and for all. Sponge Bob run down as quiet as possible to see who was knocking.
“Hi Squidward, boy am I glad to see you”, said Sponge Bob with relief as he wipe his sweat from his fore head.
“Great just what I needed”, Squidward exclaimed.
“I need your help Squidward, there’s someone sleeping upstairs in my bed. Can you help me get rid of it?”
“I...”, mumbled Squidward.
“Great!”, interrupted Sponge Bob “thanks Squidward I knew you would. Now here’s a mop for you.”
“A mop?, What on earth am I going to do with a mop Sponge Bob?”, question Squidward who was getting more suspicious on what kind of thing are they dealing with here.
“ Follow me Squidward and be very careful, we don’t want to wake whoever they are up”
As they make their way up, Gary got closer peek on who was sleeping on Sponge Bobs bed with the television on.
“Meow” TRANSLATION; “should we wakeup who ever this is?, I mean they not creating any disturbance at all, for all we know this person or creature..”
“What??” interrupted Squidward.
“You mean to say this could be a giant monster that lost his way
Out from the Kala Forest of no Return, who hasn’t eaten for months, and found his way to Sponge Bobs room?”
“Of cause not, no monster can’t last without eating for a month”, Sponge Bob said firmly, trying to clam Squidward down.
Of cause Sponge Bob himself wasn’t sure himself, his heart was beating a thousand times faster than its normal beat. His legs were shaking like jelly and his hands froze like a stick, straight and still he stood by Squidward.
As Squidward tries to avoid touching Sponge Bob, a loud Bang came inside from the room.
“What do we do?”, cried Squidward.
“Hide everyone!”, whispered Sponge Bob.
They all collided with each other in the corridor and fell backwards down the stairs.
Luckily Patrick came just in time to open the door and help them avoid hitting the door, as they all tumbled down stairs. Squidward face was flattened by Gary’s shell. Patrick thought they were playing a game as he stared down at them.
Patrick a pink starfish who rather sleeps and gets paid for a living, visits Sponge Bob every evening before shutting himself under a rock.
“OOH WOW Sponge Bob, can I play too”, cheered Patrick as he jumps for joy.
“We’re not playing a game you idiot”, Squidward told him. “We're trying to see whose sleeping up stairs in Sponge Bobs bedroom”.
“Yeah Patrick, it would be great if you could help us get rid of whatever is upstairs”.
All the explanations confuse Patrick a bit.
“So if Sponge Bobs down here and Squidward standing next to me and Gary’s crawling on my legs, then whose upstairs in Sponge Bobs bedroom?”
Sponge Bob and Squidward slap their faces with confusion “That’s what we’re trying to tell you Patrick, There-”
“I’ve got it, there’s someone upstairs inside your bedroom Sponge Bob”, interrupted Patrick.
“I give up”, yelled Squidward.
(To Be Continued)
5 comments:
hahahahah!! this is really funny. I love how you ended the story with Patrik. I cant wait to see more.Good work !
Hey ericah yes it is from a gangsta point of view !! and i think the ages for it should be for a mature audience so from 15years and over .This is because it contains some inappropriate words. And it is quite hard to understand the humor in the story if you dont know about or havent seen many gangsta movies. But yes thats that.
great thanks for the advice .
Thanks for the comment gurl !! I love you script alot and I cant wait for the next chapter ! Its hilariuos maybe you should make a another one soon. That would be great. But yeah so far youve done really well.
Hello, how are you? This fan fiction is well written… I even played this cartoon on play station. I still remember, I used to watch Sponge bobs after school.
hi, how are you? I have lost your email, could you please email me your address or your mob num thanks.
shesal92@aut.ac.nz
P.S. I hope you had a good holiday
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