Squidward Gary and Spongebob!

One day as Spongebob Squarepants was reading the morning newspaper ;patrik busts in says SPONGE BOB!! R U READY READY ! sponge shouts "YES I AM READY READY ! "ok yup enough of the gay shizz! "oh yeah sorry" !"dahahahahhahahah" !(Spongebob laughs like he always does) anyways ayo mah brother wass good ?? Spongebob asks. "Ah nuthin much (in his usual gumby voice) jus wunderin if u wanna roll down to the jelly fish pimp convention"? asks patrik. O yeah and wat we gon do there? asks sponge bob , "o jus get us some jelly fish chiks" ya down ? patrik asks. Yeah im down with that sponge bob says with eyes wide open then all of a sudden "MEOW" Gary sponge bob's pet snail makes a noise, o s@#$#! man i forgot bout damn gary ! says spongebob , then patrik says yo is Gary a snail or a cat ? ... "nah man he's a snail cat" sponge says o word? ! haha o yeah thats staight pimpin. "But hold up man who's gon look after Gary ?"asks Spongebob."what about that nigga squidward, u know the one who has the strange nose ?? asks patrik. O hell yeah! sponge bob says, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ! Spongebob runs quickly to see who's at the door, SQUIDWARD MAH BROTHER ! we were just talking bout you, see the thing is we really wanna go down to dat jelly fish pimp convention ..."uh huh" says Squidward rubbing his hands together in excitement "and we were wondering ....... " "keep going says Squidward with one eye twitching and the other eye squinting " "ewwwww! what the hell is wrong with ur damn eyes man !! yells spongebob ,"o sorry just excited thats all ! o aiiet then can you look after mah pet Gary while we're gone ?? hold up who's gary ? Squidward asks, and Spongebob answers o he's mah pet man see (spongebob holds gary up to his face ) "O HE HE HE HELLL NO ! you crazy ! i aint no damn babysitter ! shouts Squidward and then storms off angrily. While he walks off spongebob is left with patrik standing at the door looking sad .."O man ! I guess we wont be able to go anywhere now" says sponge bob to patrik . However as Squidward was storming off he overheard the words going anywhere and so he dashed back to spongebob and said "did you just say something bout going away?" ..."yeah "sponge says "for how long ?"Squidward asks "o just 3 days , look man you said no so it means no don't it ? anyways we can jus party at your house "! NO !...shouts Squidward..... i mean no (with a calmer voice) you guys deserve to go away for three days, so go on it'll be nice. "O thanks man you the man ! come on in homie ill show you where Gary's food is. While they make thier way to the kitchen Squidward imagines himself in his new pink bikini and also shopping with his girlfriends. The thing is Squidward is actually gay but he doesnt wanna tell Sponge bob an patrik. 5 minutes later the pimp bus arrives and just before spongebob gets on the bus he says with a desperate plee in his eyes "yo man look after gary for me aiiet !! Dayyyyyyyuuuummmm !!Squidward interupts. Sponge bob why you gotta be trippin 4 ?? i know man ! "o ok homie thanks man !sponge bob says and gets on the bus and the bus leaves with the people yelling "jelly fish " jelly fish " jelly fish " and so squidward chants along with them but as soon as the pimp dissappears squidward leaps in the air with one leg lifted "o mah goodness i just wanna cry tears of joy I can finally wear my new pink bikini and go shopping mah dream has come true, then all of sudden Gary creeps up behind Squiward and says "Gay mofo ", alarmed at the voice Squidward turns around and says GARY MAH BROTHER ,"DON'T even try it niggah "interuppts Gary "I knew it all along, now get out mah face biatch i got some business to do. All shocked with nothing to say Squidward stands while gary goes back into the house. "Well if he's got business, then im gonna get into mah pink bikini and get onto mah tanning" says Squidward. So for three whole days squidward lay in the sun hot hot sun outside while Gary got high on some dope that he stashed away. "heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaoooooo"......woooooooooooooooo! yeah now this is what I call business with red eyes all stoned from the weed and with one last puff gary passes out because he is sooo wasted. On the third day as squidward lay otside he heard some singing and it sounded the people from the bus singing 'Pimpin all over the world "as the singing got louder Squidward gets up to see who it is "O s!#@! they're back!" so he runs back to his house to get some manly clothes for he was still in his pink bikini but just when he was gonna open the door , he smelt something really perculiar it smelt like weed and it was coming from spongebob's house . Just then Squiward remembers Gary and dashes to spongebob's house to see if he's ok. When he opens the door he sees Gary lying on the floor so he screams like a bitch in terror Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!GAAARRRYY! gary wake up and without hesitation Squidward decides to do CPR but for some reason Gary still stays unconscious as tears fills Squidward's eyes he says "Gary please" dont do this to me, Spongebob is gon kill me if he finds you like this. .Just then the voice of sponge bob interuppts Squiward "catch you up pat " and so now Squidward really started to panick all of a sudden he sees Gary's bed with a light shining around it so he dumps Gary in his bed. And just after he does that Sponge bob walks in (sniff....sniff...sniff) "whats that smell "?! he asks "yo man dont look at me I tried to warn Gary to not drink too much before bedtime but he just wouldnt listen and so he ended up wetting the bed."O dude dat aint right "said spongebob, "I know man " Squidward says . " No man, i was walking bout dat pink bikini youve got on",Are you...........while spongebob says this Squidward stands sweating and says "WHAT "? "Are you ?".........."Oh for goodness sakes" interrupts Squidward "YES I'M GAY "why cant people just accept it, see this is why i never tell anyone". NO I was gonna ask you are you size 11? coz Im size 12 dammit ! I need to lose some weight."O so your not shocked "? asks Squidward asks, "no way homie" I'm gay too. So spongebob and Squidward lived together and shared clothes and everything even .........................................................GARY ! THE END.